Let’s not lie—if wisdom were palmwine, one of these two fit pour the whole keg, and the other might just be holding cup.
On one side, we have Reno Omokri: author, social media preacher, Twitter philosopher, and motivational speaker with more quotes than a WAEC literature syllabus.
On the other side, we have ChatGPT: the AI that sabi everything from how to cook afang soup to explaining quantum physics in pidgin (well, almost).
Reno:
"My son, marry a woman who can cook and pray, not just slay on Instagram."
ChatGPT:
"Marriage thrives on mutual respect, communication, and shared values. Cooking and prayer are personal preferences, not universal requirements."
✅ Verdict: ChatGPT no dey carry bias. Reno dey act like say e be African uncle with agenda.
Reno:
"If you don’t know who you are, social media will rename you."
ChatGPT:
"I know who I am—an AI model trained by OpenAI. But thanks for your concern, Mr. Reno."
✅ Verdict: ChatGPT sabi everything, including Reno's birthday, quotes, and controversies. Reno no even sabi how ChatGPT works but still dey shade AI.
Reno tweets at 6am:
"Don’t argue with fools. Learn from them, then charge them consultancy fees."
ChatGPT responds:
"Actually, engaging with people respectfully promotes growth. And I don't charge... unless you're on ChatGPT Plus. 😎"
✅ Verdict: Reno sounds like your wise uncle after 2 cups of palmwine. ChatGPT sounds like your rich uncle from Silicon Valley.
Let’s be honest, ChatGPT no dey forget, no dey tire, and sabi plenty. But...
No o! 😂
Truth be told, comparing Reno to ChatGPT is like comparing egusi soup to Google Maps.
So who get sense pass?
Na you wey read this finish and still dey laugh 😂.
This article na cruise. No go fight Reno or ask ChatGPT to run for president abeg.
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